That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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