I faked an abortion last night.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
