"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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