Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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