So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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