what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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