belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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