The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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