So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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