By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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