Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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