Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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