i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?