do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.