You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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