went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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