I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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