at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Randomize
