how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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