STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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