I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
no you cant smoke seaweed
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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