If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
