Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I will pee on everything he values.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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