We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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