I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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