i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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