Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he puts the penis in happiness.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I will be naked everywhere
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.