Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.