yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.