those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this just has baby written all over it
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
as a side note pls kill me
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