There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.