if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
19 Parents Admit the Lies They’ve Told Their Children
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
21 Worst Confessions on a First Date
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool