youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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