why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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