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i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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