I'm drive I can fine osifer
accomplished twins. life is a go
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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