I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You're a waste of cheezeits
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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