Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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