I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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