I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
