Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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