Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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