I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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