Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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