i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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