So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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