I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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