So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Randomize