Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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