I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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