i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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