i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
