I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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