What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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