heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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