Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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