covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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