i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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