physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She bit a glass in half.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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